Lucky

Sometimes, a story speaks for itself and needs no witty banter. FTFA:

A MAN told police he murdered his pregnant wife with an axe because he wanted the feotus to make a lucky charm which might help him win the lottery.

The 38-year-old was arrested a day after after allegedly luring his wife, aged 24, into the forest of northeastern Xieng Khuang province on January 3 and killing her with an axe blow to the back, the Vientiane Times reported.

It said the feotus had not been found.

Police told the state-linked newspaper that the man confessed he planned to use the three-month old feotus to produce a "louk lord", a mystical object which, according to local legend, can give its owner great power and fortune.

"The murderer confessed to the terrible crime, but he won't explain where the body of his unborn child is," Major Khamsouk Phonkhamdy, chief provincial police investigator, was quoted as saying.

The suspect said he had heard that if he "produced a 'louk lord' he would be able to ask the ghosts for lucky lottery numbers," Khamsouk added.

"Or he could sell the 'louk lord' at an extremely high price."

The investigator reportedly said it was unclear whether the killer worked alone or had accomplices who were still trying to produce the "louk lord".

I need a "louk lord" too, but there's got to be a better way!