Gored

I hate algore.

I really fucking hate algore.

In this week's sign of "man-made global warming" (or is it "climate change" today this week?), algore had some interesting things to say about the recent rash of snowstorms in the United States. At the risk of giving away the ending, it's your fault. FTFA:

Last week on his show Bill O’Reilly asked, “Why has southern New York turned into the tundra?” and then said he had a call into me. I appreciate the question.

As it turns out, the scientific community has been addressing this particular question for some time now and they say that increased heavy snowfalls are completely consistent with what they have been predicting as a consequence of man-made global warming:

“In fact, scientists have been warning for at least two decades that global warming could make snowstorms more severe. Snow has two simple ingredients: cold and moisture. Warmer air collects moisture like a sponge until it hits a patch of cold air. When temperatures dip below freezing, a lot of moisture creates a lot of snow.”

“A rise in global temperature can create all sorts of havoc, ranging from hotter dry spells to colder winters, along with increasingly violent storms, flooding, forest fires and loss of endangered species.”

Ugh.

I mean, thanks to all you assholes reading this for making all this fucking snow.

Not to dredge through the complete and utter lack of credibility of the climate change/global warming "science" crowd (but if you're interested in that, here's the place to start: Google Search= climategate), but what really grinds my gears about algore and all his buddies is the fact that no matter what, they take occurrences in the weather and attribute them to "global warming" or "climate change."

They've staked out a completely unfalsifiable position.

If it's hot out, it's due to global warming or climate change.

If it's cold out, it's due to global warming or climate change.

If it's snowing, it's due to global warming or climate change.

If there's a fucking tornado, it's due to global warming or climate change.

Violent storms? Flooding? Forest fires? Loss of endangered species?

Global warming. Global warming. Global warming. Global warming.

Earthquake? Typhoon? Solar eclipse? Lunar eclipse? Hurricane? Levees break? George Bush hating black people? Wife cheated on you? Catch syphilis from the cheating wife? Stubbed your toe?

Yep, you guessed it, all due to global warming or climate change.

Fuck all that.

And fuck algore.